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(no subject) [Dec. 15th, 2007|01:33 pm]
[Current Location |my bed]
[Current Mood |quixoticbye!]
[Current Music |look good in leather - cody chesnutt]

so i finally got a new journal. it's ser_pez. friend me there if you want to and if you haven't already. if not, it's been real.
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2007|06:36 pm]
[Current Location |my room]
[Current Mood |optimisticoptimistic]
[Current Music |it's the end of the world as we know it (and i feel fine) - rem]

so, considering the fact i haven't written an actual public entry in about six months, and also that my most recent entries are angsty as hell, i've decided to retire this journal and start a new one. i'll let you know what that new one is when i start it (in fact, suggestions for a name would be much appreciated). it's been an interesting four years since i started this journal, and i'm sure the new one will be just as interesting, and hopefully less whiny.
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don't bother; you probably don't care [Jan. 14th, 2007|02:25 am]
[Current Location |the g-spot]
[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |origin of love - hedwig]

so i've been back at smith for a few days now...i was in florida visiting marisa, a friend from school from last saturday until wednesday, and then we flew into boston and drove back down here. it was me, marisa, marisa's girlfriend mandi, and kate (molly's cousin). we had some very interesting times...lots of good stories came out of this trip.
so on saturday i got into tampa earlier than i expected, so i had to sit around the airport for a while waiting for marisa to come pick me up. i was so happy to see her when she finally got there. on the way to her house (we took the scenic route), we stopped at her high school softball field and smoked a blunt (my first ever). we then proceeded to drive the rest of the way to her house. i went in and gave her mom the box of chocolate that my mom had gotten in new hope (while trying desperately not to sound stoned, not that i was too worried about it because the first time i met the woman, i was drunk off my ass). so that was nice, because marisa's mom and stepdad are pretty chill people. anyway, after that, mandi, marisa, and i went to the mall to kill time before kate's flight was supposed to get in. we didn't do anything too interesting, and then we went to meet kate and all went back to marisa's, where we hung out for the rest of the night (and smoked once more)...until we decided to drive to the pier in st. petersburg to go stargazing actually occured, but we saw weird crab-like fish and a narcoleptic pelican.
the next day we were supposed to go the circus at the forum (which is the arena where the lightning play) we went. now, i'm not a big fan of circuses, but half the fun of this one was just making fun of everyone. the theme was 'bellobration' (what???) which basically consisted of people in hats that looked like blonde flat-top haircuts from the 90s jumping around singing 'bellobellobellobellobellobello...BRATION'. it was deranged. after the circus, we proceeded to walk around tampa trying to find a tattoo parlor, which we finally did find (it was called shiva' was interesting). so we went in and kate got her tattoo (after mandi INTERROGATED the artist about his sterilization procedures. he hated her by the time we left, we think). so after that, we met marisa's mom and david (her stepdad) at a place called gameworks...kind of like espn zone with all the games and such. so we played a bunch of games (including some pretty intense rounds of air hockey), then went to go get ice cream...and then kate and i sat there for about an hour while marisa and mandi had an intense conversation. a bum offered kate a rose made of a palm leaf in exchange for a cigarette.
the next day, we went to universal studios. it was quite the interesting day. first of all, kate and i had been talking for the whole trip about how whenever we were in public with marisa and mandi, they would get very interesting looks from passersby. well, these looks were NOTHING compared with what we saw at universal. we could have written a field guide pretty easily. anyway, the looks kept kate and i entertained. speaking of entertainment, they were even propositioned by a brazilian man, who asked how he could 'eh...put this together. you know, you two, me...'. he was clearly (and very adamantly) turned down. and kate got a phone number!! from a girl named pippa who worked at the jaws ride in universal...unfortunately pippa had a girlfriend who didn't want her going out with a girl who was clearly interested in her. it was a strange situation. anyway, we went to hooters for dinner, and then cruised around for a little while waiting for it to become midnight and hence, marisa's 18th birthday. i do believe that the date actually changed in the parking lot of a sex shop (called 'the todd). so as soon as marisa was old enough to, we went inside the todd...and saw some crazy, crazy, crazy shit. like an inflatable sheep (like mr. nibbles. but a SHEEP). and a vibrator/dildo shaped like a CARROT. weird.
anyway, the next day was marisa's birthday...we went back to the forum to meet martin st. louis (a player for the lightning the leading goal scorer in the NHL), which was pretty damn sweet. marisa's stepdad works for the lightning, so he has serious connections. so we met martin and then went back to the house to nap until the hockey game that night. this is when things truly got interesting...i'll save it for another entry because i'm getting pretty damn tired.
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(no subject) [Jul. 22nd, 2006|07:28 pm]
the experiment: i post some things here.
the question: will anyone reply???
Thing 1:

You can ask me 6 questions.

Any six,
no matter how personal, private or random.

I have to answer them honestly. In turn you have to post this message in your own bulletin and you have to answer the questions that are asked to you.

So go ahead and ask me any 6 questions!!!

Thing 2:
i'm listing ten song lyrics here. guess what they are without googling, because that's cheating.

1. it's love that leaves that breaks the seal of always thinking you would be real happy and healthy, strong and calm.
2. i was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
3. son i'm sick insane crazy drivin' miss daisy how the fuck am i? now i got mine i'm swayze
4. why, tell me why, did you not treat me right? love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.
5. and half of learning how to play is learning what not to play, and she's learning the spaces she leaves have their own things to say.
6. i'm a sex machine ready to reload, like an atom bomb about to explode
7. that's where i first saw mary, on that roadside picking blackberries. that summer i turned a corner in my soul...
8. saw the ghost of elvis down on union avenue
9. and the mississippi's mighty, but it starts in minnesota, at a place that you could walk across with five steps down.
10. spin me 'round again and rub my eyes, this can't be happening.

prove me wrong.
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friends only... [Oct. 16th, 2004|07:10 pm]
so due to recent events, i've decided to make my journal friends only...if you want me to add you, comment i guess. the end.
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